Jimothy Jones and the Case of the Crooked Antiques Dealer
The Crooked Antiques Dealer, we don't see his face yet, is holding John Doe hostage. He takes out an antique pot and smashes it over his head. John Doe grunts.
Jimothy is walking down the street with an umbrella. He passes by some people who glare at him. They follow him as he passes. Suddenly they strike, but Jimothy takes them out with his umbrella. More people begin to pile out of everywhere to attack Jimothy, but he just fends them off with his umbrella. He walks into a general store and asks for a bar of chocolate. The clerk directs him to the candy aisle. He buys a bar of chocolate and exits the store. As he opens his candy bar, a man runs by and bumps into him. Jimothy becomes furious and beats the man to death with the bar of chocolate and jams it into his mouth.
Jimothy walks to a house and knocks on the door. Dan Buckles opens the door.
Jimothy: Dan! I need some copies
RORSCHACH-FREEMAN SOOPA SQUAD
RORSCHACH/FREEMAN SOOPA SQUAD
Alright, so I have this idea for a feature film. Gordon Freeman, Rorschach , and Richard Simmons wake up traped in a abandoned tool shed, but Rorschach is wearing the "Freddy Krueger" sweatshirt, Gordon Freeman wakes up and says. "YO DUDE I SAW YOUS IN THE COMICS" and Rorschach is all like "I know right." Then unfortunately Richard Simmons wakes up and is all like "WHERE THE FLADOODLE AM I!?" and has a panic attack because he doesn't have his bike/dumbels. Then Gordon says "YO DUDE WHY YOUS WEARING THAT CHRISTMAS SWEATER!?" then Rorschach lies and says, "Because it's cold out." then Rorschach says to Richard "Stop crying your scaring me" then Richard Simmons starts doing jumping jacks. Then Gordon says "YOUS BETTER STOP JUMPING UP AND DOWN LIKE THAT OR ILL CAP YOU" then Richard says, "I know you are but what am I!" then you hear a baby cry in the distance. Gordon whacks Richard with his crowbar but when the crowbar makes contact it disintegrates.